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salaneewhite — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:24:11 +0000

Can I have a picture? ……So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you have a band-aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee when I fell for you…

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning…

Do you mind if I invade your personal space?

The Best Pickup Lines – Mystery Method

salaneewhite — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:26:43 +0000

5) The Man Who Came to Dinner
“I guess you are sort of attractive, in a corn-fed sort of way. You can’t find yourself a poor girl falling for you if – well, if you threw in a set of dishes,” Maggie in “The Man Who Came To Dinner” with Bette Davis and Richard Travis. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by William Keighley.

6) Across the Pacific
“We’re going to know each other eventually, why not now?” Rick in “Across the Pacific” with Humphrey Bogart and Mary Astor. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by John Huston and Vincent Sherman.

7) Casablanca
“Here’s looking at you kid,” Rick in “Casablanca” with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Warner Bros. 1942, directed by Michael Curtiz.

Red Dust
“Mind if I get drunk with you?” Vantine in “Red Dust” with Jean Harlow and Clark Gable. MGM 1932, directed by Victor Fleming.

9) Johnny Eager
“Oh, now don’t turn ordinary on me, I get tired of ordinary dames. And I don’t want to get tired of you,” Johnny in “Johnny Eager” with Robert Taylor and Lana Turner. MGM. 1943, directed by Mervyn Leroy

Corny Pick Up Lines – Corniest Pickup Lines

salaneewhite — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:29:25 +0000

Did you ever think we’d meet like this?

(Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
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Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
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Will you be my neighbor?
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Tonight’s the night, right?
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My wife doesn’t understand me.
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Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
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Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
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Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
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You’re once, twice, three times a lady.

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salaneewhite — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:42:23 +0000

if you were a hamburger at mcdonald’s, you’d be mcgorgeous.

do you have a mirror in your pants? ’cuz i can see myself in your pants.

my love for you is like the energizer bunny, it just keeps going and going.

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

what do you like for breakfast?

you look like the girl who’s seen heard every line in the book. what’s one more?

are you tired? ‘cuz you’ve been running through my head all day?

is you dad in jail? ‘cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

(look at the tag of her shirt) i just wanted to see if you were really made in heaven.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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salaneewhite — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:20:35 +0000

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Corny Pick Up Lines

salaneewhite — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:28:54 +0000

Come here often?

Can I buy you a drink?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just took my heart away!

When God made you, he was showing off.

You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?

Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.

Smart Chat-up Lines

salaneewhite — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:06:01 +0000

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I but it broke the ice.

You might as well sleep with me, I’ll tell my friends you did anyway

Are you cold? Because I’ve been undressing you with my eyes.

Congratulations, youve just won the keys to the city and Im your guide.

Did you know, if I unraveled your cerebral cortex it would stretch all the way across your desk?

Do you have a car? Could you give me a lift home in the morning?

Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?

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salaneewhite — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 16:43:26 +0000

8. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
7. Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself.

6.    You compute me.
5.    Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I’d be touching all your curves.
4.    But enough about me, let’s talk about mu.
3.    Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

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salaneewhite — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:15:41 +0000

Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.

I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.

I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Corny Pick Up Lines – cheesy

salaneewhite — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:27:50 +0000

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.