Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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I don’t do requests.
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Avoid Hangovers
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THINK before you ACT.
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There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!!!!
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Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
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