if you were a hamburger at mcdonald’s, you’d be mcgorgeous.

do you have a mirror in your pants? ’cuz i can see myself in your pants.

my love for you is like the energizer bunny, it just keeps going and going.

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

what do you like for breakfast?

you look like the girl who’s seen heard every line in the book. what’s one more?

are you tired? ‘cuz you’ve been running through my head all day?

is you dad in jail? ‘cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

(look at the tag of her shirt) i just wanted to see if you were really made in heaven.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?