8.     I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
7.     Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself.

6.     You compute me.
5.     Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I’d be touching all your curves.
4.     But enough about me, let’s talk about mu.
3.     Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.