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December 19, 2007

Smart Chat-up Lines

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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I but it broke the ice.

You might as well sleep with me, I’ll tell my friends you did anyway

Are you cold? Because I’ve been undressing you with my eyes.

Congratulations, youve just won the keys to the city and Im your guide.

Did you know, if I unraveled your cerebral cortex it would stretch all the way across your desk?

Do you have a car? Could you give me a lift home in the morning?

Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?

 

December 8, 2007

geek pickup lines

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8.     I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
7.     Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself.

6.     You compute me.
5.     Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I’d be touching all your curves.
4.     But enough about me, let’s talk about mu.
3.     Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

 

November 25, 2007

Just plain lame pick up lines

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Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.

I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.

I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

 

November 13, 2007

Corny Pick Up Lines – cheesy

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

 

November 6, 2007

Collection of Pick-Up Lines

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   Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
 ~cool quote about Pickup Lines

Non-Partisan. Non-Republican.
 ~cute saying about braless shirts

THINK before you ACT.
 ~sweet braless shirts about Cool Sayings

Do you have room in your life for another friend?
 ~sweet quote about Pickup Lines

Don’t Drink And Drive…You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
 ~cool quote about Cool Quotes

If it isn’t broken…fix it until it is!
 ~cute saying about braless shirts

 

October 31, 2007

funny pick up lines

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   I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?
 ~sweet break up sayings about Pick-Up Line

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .
 ~sweet quote about Cool Quotes

If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!
 ~cool quote about Pick-Up Line

Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you’re there, please.
 ~cute saying about break up

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist
 ~sweet break up sayings about Pickup Lines

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse behind.
 ~sweet quote about Cute Sayings

 

October 18, 2007

Pickup Lines

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   Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
 ~sweet cute profile quotes about Pickup Lines

Guns don’t kill people. Postal workers do.
 ~sweet quote about Cute Quotes

It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.
 ~cool quote about One liner

Please! do not feed the ego!
 ~cute saying about profile

I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.
 ~sweet cute profile quotes about Cute Quotes

 

October 9, 2007

Funny Pickup Lines

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 Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get
 ~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by

FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
 ~humorous sayings about random by

Spank Me!
 ~funny quotes about Cool Sayings by

Do not put a question mark where God put a period.
 ~humorous sayings about random by

Life is not a garden, so quit being a hoe!
 ~funny quotes about Cute Sayings by

 

September 15, 2007

Romantic pick up lines

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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

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Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

You should be someone’s wife.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

 

September 11, 2007

great pick up lines

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When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

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When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

When’s our wedding date?
(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

Who’s your daddy?

 

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