Chat-up Lines

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March 2, 2008

funny pick up lines that will rock you

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

January 12, 2008

Come here often?

Can I buy you a drink?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just took my heart away!

When God made you, he was showing off.

You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?

Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.

December 19, 2007

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I but it broke the ice.

You might as well sleep with me, I’ll tell my friends you did anyway

Are you cold? Because I’ve been undressing you with my eyes.

Congratulations, youve just won the keys to the city and Im your guide.

Did you know, if I unraveled your cerebral cortex it would stretch all the way across your desk?

Do you have a car? Could you give me a lift home in the morning?

Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?