Come here often?
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Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just took my heart away!
When God made you, he was showing off.
You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.
Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.
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