lame pick up lines

Archived Posts from this Category

March 2, 2008

funny pick up lines that will rock you

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

January 12, 2008

Come here often?

Can I buy you a drink?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just took my heart away!

When God made you, he was showing off.

You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?

Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.

November 25, 2007

Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.

I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.

I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?