Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
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