September 2007
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September 30, 2007
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
~cool quote about Pick-Up Line
When all else fails, admit I’m right and kiss my ass.
~cute saying about One liner
Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell?
~sweet quote about Cool Quotes
It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomber.
~cool quote about Social Commentary
September 26, 2007
I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
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You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
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WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
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It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to open one s mouth and remove all doubt.
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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September 25, 2007
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.
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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.~George Bernard Shaw
~sweet quote about Social Commentary
Money is the root of all evil.
~cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes
Angry people are seldom reasonable a reasonable people are seldom angry.
~cute saying about xanga love
If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
~sweet cute xanga love quotes about Pickup Lines
September 24, 2007
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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Enjoy life it’s not a dress rehearsal.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!!
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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F U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm!
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September 24, 2007
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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I don’t do requests.
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Avoid Hangovers
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THINK before you ACT.
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There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!!!!
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Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
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September 20, 2007
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
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Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies.
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Do all you should not all you could.
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Real women don’t have hot flashes they have power surges.
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I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!!!!
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September 19, 2007
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice.
~sweet quote about Pick-Up Line
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The buck doesn’t even slow down here.
~cool quote about Cool Sayings
If you can read this you are too close..
~cute saying about Cute Sayings
Be good or be good at it!
~sweet quote about Cool Cute Quotes
Before you run, I am not a freak.
~cool quote about Pickup Lines
Look out! Behind you!
~cute saying about Cute Sayings
September 17, 2007
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
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You’ve got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
You’ve go something on you head. (what?) A halo.
I’m like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
“Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?”
Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!
Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
Are you dead or alive? “Why” Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
You’re so hot, you’re making my beer warm.
If you were a pill I’d overdose.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
September 17, 2007
Is that the sun coming up… or is that just you lighting up my world?
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Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!
Your senses must be messed up ‘cuz your eyes are talkin’ to me.
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
September 16, 2007
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
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- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
- Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.
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